Mean Machine 2001
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Gummy
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SplatDisgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
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cast
Full Cast & Crew
as Danny Meehan
as Doc
as Governor
as Burton
as Massive
as Trojan
as Ratchett
as Sykes
as Tracey
as Billy the Limpet
Director:
Writer:
Andrew Day, Chris Baker, Charlie Fletcher, Tracy Keenan Wynn, Albert S. Ruddy
Stars:
Vinnie Jones, David Kelly, David Hemmings, Ralph Brown, Vas Blackwood, Robbie Gee, Geoff Bell, John Forgeham, Sally Phillips, Danny Dyer,
Genres:
Comedy,Drama
Release Date:
2001 (U.S.A)
Run Time:
99 min
MMPA Rating:
R
Critics Reviews
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“Unrelenting and human. This film doesn’t chase trends — it carves its own lane with heart and grit.”
“It’s rare to see a story this economical yet emotionally expansive. A quiet storm of a screenplay.”
“This is the kind of film that reminds you why producing indies matters. Vision, integrity, and something to say.”
“There’s a pulse to this performance-driven story. Raw, exposed, and honest. I’d audition for this world anytime.”
“A visual and emotional tightrope — and it never falls off. Confident filmmaking with soul.”
“Dialogue that feels lived-in. It doesn’t shout — it breathes. The writing feels like eavesdropping on real lives.”
“Impossibly polished for the budget. You can see the producing team hustled hard to make every frame count.”
Audience Reviews
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Stayed so true to the source material but still had its own must-see moments. A beautiful revival.
Overlong and bogged down in dark photography and art direction, this live action remake doesn’t come close to the magic that was the animated original.
My daughter and I absolutely loved this movie! The actors they selected were spot on compared to their animated version! A must see!!!!! Bravo!!!
im not a big fan of live action remakes, but this was solid!
Cast & Crew of
Mean Machine
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Cast
as Danny Meehan
as Doc
as Governor
as Burton
as Massive
as Trojan
as Ratchett
as Sykes
as Tracey
as Billy the Limpet
as Bob Likely
as Monk
as Z
as Barman
as Second Barman
as Policeman
as Policeman
as Hayter
as Nitro
as Ketch
as Chiv
as Mouse
as Cigs
as Jerome McFife
as Raj
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