National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1 1993

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56 Reviews

juicy rating
28%
Gummy
sticky mess rating
24%
Splat

An LA detective is murdered because she has microfilm with the recipe to make cocaine cookies. Two cops partner to find and stop the fiends before they can dope the nation by distributing their wares via the 'Wilderness Girls' cookie drive.

Emilio Estevez

as Jack Colt

Samuel L. Jackson

as Wes Luger

Jon Lovitz

as Becker

Tim Curry

as Jigsaw

Kathy Ireland

as Destiny Demeanor

Frank McRae

as Captain Doyle

William Shatner

as General Mortars

Dhiru Shah

as Translator

Gokul

as Hindu

Tom Bruggemann

as Mini-Mart Punk

Director:

Gene Quintano

Writer:

Don Holley, Gene Quintano, Tori Tellem

Genres:

Comedy,Crime,Action

Release Date:

1993 (U.S.A)

Run Time:

84 min

MMPA Rating:

PG-13

Critics Reviews

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Nell Minow
Lena Moore ★ TOP CRITIC
Director of “Midnight Mercy”

“Unrelenting and human. This film doesn’t chase trends — it carves its own lane with heart and grit.”

Nell Minow
Bradley Vance ★ TOP CRITIC
Screenwriter of “Dust Country”

“It’s rare to see a story this economical yet emotionally expansive. A quiet storm of a screenplay.”

Nell Minow
Simone Alvarez ★ TOP CRITIC
Producer of “The Burning Floor”

“This is the kind of film that reminds you why producing indies matters. Vision, integrity, and something to say.”

Nell Minow
Harold Kim ★ TOP CRITIC
BAFTA-nominated Actor

“There’s a pulse to this performance-driven story. Raw, exposed, and honest. I’d audition for this world anytime.”

Nell Minow
Maya S. ★ TOP CRITIC
Director

“A visual and emotional tightrope — and it never falls off. Confident filmmaking with soul.”

Nell Minow
Chris D. ★ TOP CRITIC
Screenwriter

“Dialogue that feels lived-in. It doesn’t shout — it breathes. The writing feels like eavesdropping on real lives.”

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Olivia M. ★ TOP CRITIC
Producer

“Impossibly polished for the budget. You can see the producing team hustled hard to make every frame count.”

Audience Reviews

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Lena M

Incredibly done! Can’t wait to watch it again.

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Marty Tyson

Stayed so true to the source material but still had its own must-see moments. A beautiful revival.

Nell Minow
Hope Ayala

Overlong and bogged down in dark photography and art direction, this live action remake doesn’t come close to the magic that was the animated original.

Nell Minow
Jeff B.

My daughter and I absolutely loved this movie! The actors they selected were spot on compared to their animated version! A must see!!!!! Bravo!!!

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Tyler D.

im not a big fan of live action remakes, but this was solid!

Cast & Crew of

National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1

Directors & Credit Writers

Credit Writers

Cast

Emilio Estevez

as Jack Colt

Samuel L. Jackson

as Wes Luger

Jon Lovitz

as Becker

Tim Curry

as Jigsaw

Kathy Ireland

as Destiny Demeanor

Frank McRae

as Captain Doyle

William Shatner

as General Mortars

Dhiru Shah

as Translator

Gokul

as Hindu

Tom Bruggemann

as Mini-Mart Punk

Danny Castle

as Mini-Mart Punk

Lance Kinsey

as Irv

Bill Nunn

as Police Photographer

Joyce Brothers

as Coroner

Lin Shaye

as Witness

Robert Willis

as Armanied Cop

Vito Scotti

as Tailor

Ken Ober

as Dooley

James Doohan

as Scotty

Lauren Abels

as Police Psychiatrist

Richard Moll

as Prison Attendant

F. Murray Abraham

as Harold Leacher

Charlie Sheen

as Valet

Denis Leary

as Mike McCracken

Denise Richards

as Cindy

Mary Lynn Naggie

as Cindy

Suzie Hardy

as Cindy

Karman Kruschke

as Cindy

Michael Castner

as Michael Castner

J.P. Hubbell

as Megaphone Cop

Corey Feldman

as Young Cop

Phil Hartman

as Comic Cop

J.T. Walsh

as Desk Clerk

Erik Estrada

as Erik Estrada

Larry Wilcox

as Larry Wilcox

Paul Gleason

as FBI Agent

Jake Johannsen

as Drug Dealer

Mike L. Lajeunesse

as Mr. Jerricho

Sherry Bilsing

as Cookie Receptionist

Allyce Beasley

as Spinach Destiny

Rick Ducommun

as D.A.

Charles Napier

as Interrogator

Charles Cyphers

as Interrogator

Benjamin Kimball Smith

as Kid on Bike

Danielle Nicolet

as Debbie Luger

Damian Cagnolatti

as Ben Luger

Beverly Johnson

as Doris Luger

Christopher Shobe

as Ted Polansky

Marcus Lasha

as Young Luger

Hank Cheyne

as Strormtrooper

Al Watson

as Stormtrooper

Whoopi Goldberg

as Billy York (uncredited)

Christopher Lambert

as Man with Car Phone (uncredited)

Robert Shaye

as Interrogation Room Person (uncredited)

Bruce Willis

as John McClane (uncredited)

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