The Longest Yard 2005

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Disgraced pro football quarterback Paul Crewe lands in a Texas federal penitentiary, where manipulative Warden Hazen recruits him to advise the institution's football team of prison guards. Crewe suggests a tune-up game which lands him quarterbacking a crew of inmates in a game against the guards. Aided by incarcerated ex-NFL coach and player Nate Scarborough, Crewe and his team must overcome not only the bloodthirstiness of the opposition, but also the corrupt warden trying to fix the game against them.

Adam Sandler

as Paul Crewe

Chris Rock

as Caretaker

James Cromwell

as Warden Hazen

Burt Reynolds

as Coach Nate Scarborough

Nelly

as Megget

William Fichtner

as Captain Knauer

Tracy Morgan

as Ms. Tucker

Cloris Leachman

as Lynette

Michael Irvin

as Deacon Moss

Director:

Peter Segal

Writer:

Sheldon Turner, Albert S. Ruddy

Genres:

Drama,Comedy,Crime

Release Date:

2005 (U.S.A)

Run Time:

113 min

MMPA Rating:

PG-13

Critics Reviews

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Nell Minow
Lena Moore ★ TOP CRITIC
Director of “Midnight Mercy”

“Unrelenting and human. This film doesn’t chase trends — it carves its own lane with heart and grit.”

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Bradley Vance ★ TOP CRITIC
Screenwriter of “Dust Country”

“It’s rare to see a story this economical yet emotionally expansive. A quiet storm of a screenplay.”

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Simone Alvarez ★ TOP CRITIC
Producer of “The Burning Floor”

“This is the kind of film that reminds you why producing indies matters. Vision, integrity, and something to say.”

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Harold Kim ★ TOP CRITIC
BAFTA-nominated Actor

“There’s a pulse to this performance-driven story. Raw, exposed, and honest. I’d audition for this world anytime.”

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Maya S. ★ TOP CRITIC
Director

“A visual and emotional tightrope — and it never falls off. Confident filmmaking with soul.”

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Chris D. ★ TOP CRITIC
Screenwriter

“Dialogue that feels lived-in. It doesn’t shout — it breathes. The writing feels like eavesdropping on real lives.”

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Olivia M. ★ TOP CRITIC
Producer

“Impossibly polished for the budget. You can see the producing team hustled hard to make every frame count.”

Audience Reviews

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Lena M

Incredibly done! Can’t wait to watch it again.

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Marty Tyson

Stayed so true to the source material but still had its own must-see moments. A beautiful revival.

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Hope Ayala

Overlong and bogged down in dark photography and art direction, this live action remake doesn’t come close to the magic that was the animated original.

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Jeff B.

My daughter and I absolutely loved this movie! The actors they selected were spot on compared to their animated version! A must see!!!!! Bravo!!!

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Tyler D.

im not a big fan of live action remakes, but this was solid!

Cast & Crew of

The Longest Yard

Directors & Credit Writers

Credit Writers

Cast

Adam Sandler

as Paul Crewe

Chris Rock

as Caretaker

James Cromwell

as Warden Hazen

Burt Reynolds

as Coach Nate Scarborough

Nelly

as Megget

William Fichtner

as Captain Knauer

Tracy Morgan

as Ms. Tucker

Cloris Leachman

as Lynette

Michael Irvin

as Deacon Moss

Bill Romanowski

as Guard Lambert

Brian Bosworth

as Guard Garner

Terry Crews

as Cheeseburger Eddy

Nicholas Turturro

as Brucie

Bill Goldberg

as Battle

Kevin Nash

as Guard Engleheart

Steve Austin

as Guard Dunham

Bob Sapp

as Switowski

Steve Reevis

as Baby Face Bob

Lobo Sebastian

as Torres

Dalip Singh

as Turley

Joey Diaz

as Big Tony

Edward Bunker

as Skitchy Rivers

Michael Papajohn

as Guard Papajohn

Conrad Goode

as Guard Webster

Brandon Molale

as Guard Malloy

Todd Holland

as Guard Holland

Walter Williamson

as Errol Dandridge

Allen Covert

as Referee

Rob Schneider

as Punky

Chris Berman

as Self

Jim Rome

as Self

Patrick Bristow

as Walt

Lauren Sánchez

as Self

Dan Patrick

as Officer Jack Pugh

Christopher Neiman

as Big Ear Cop

Ed Lauter

as Duane

Big Boy

as Jesse

Michael H. Goodwyn

as Con Transvestite

Ray Stoney

as Con Transvestite

Michael Silas

as Con Transvestite

Andre Fuentes

as Con Transvestite

Lonnie Henderson

as Con Transvestite

Asiel Hardison

as Con Transvestite

Colin Kim

as Con Transvestite

Mark Robert Ellis

as Stretcher Guy

Timothy F. Crowley

as Umpire

Mr. Porter

as Basketball Convict

Bizarre

as Basketball Convict

Proof

as Basketball Convict

Kuniva

as Basketball Convict

Bryan Burwell

as Sportswriter

Sam Farmer

as Sportswriter

Jay Glazer

as Sportswriter

Peter King

as Sportswriter

John McClain

as Sportswriter

Adam Schefter

as Sportswriter

Larry Weisman

as Sportswriter

Marc S. Ganis

as Lorenzo

Shane Ralston

as Bradlee

Jenae Altschwager

as Party Guest

Candace Juleff

as Party Guest

Bryan Ross

as Party Guest

Ricardo J. King

as Press Box Technician

Stink Fisher

as Cafeteria Prisoner

Jasper Pendergrass

as Cafeteria Prisoner

Sean McNamara

as Cafeteria Prisoner

Robert Harvey

as Cafeteria Guard

Eric Chmielecki

as Guard Sniper

Denise Marie Jerome

as Guard Cheerleader

Jaayda McClanahan

as Guard Cheerleader

Tara Wilson

as Guard Cheerleader

Rachel Saydak

as Guard Cheerleader

Cara-Lee Knodel

as Guard Cheerleader

Nora Hassan

as Guard Cheerleader

John Hockridge

as Guard Hock

Courteney Cox

as Lena (uncredited)

Jason Williams

as Texas State Policeman (uncredited)

Steven Alford

as K-9 Officer Beller (uncredited)

Kyle S. Brown

as Football Fanatic (uncredited)

Swifty McVay

as Basketball Convict (as Swift)

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