Meet the Spartans 2008

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The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of thirteen Spartans to defend their homeland against the invading Persians (whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers, and a hunchbacked Paris Hilton). No one is safe when the Spartans take on the biggest icons in pop culture!

Sean Maguire

as Leonidas

Carmen Electra

as Queen Margo

Ken Davitian

as Xerxes

Kevin Sorbo

as Hauptmann

Diedrich Bader

as Traitoro

Method Man

as Persian Emissary

Ike Barinholtz

as Dane Cook Look-a-Like / Bond Villain / Prophet

Lauren Walsh

as Pretty Girl

Tiffany Haddish

as Urban Girl

Director:

Jason Friedberg

Writer:

Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer

Genres:

Comedy,Fantasy

Release Date:

2008 (U.S.A)

Run Time:

84 min

MMPA Rating:

PG-13

Critics Reviews

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Nell Minow
Lena Moore ★ TOP CRITIC
Director of “Midnight Mercy”

“Unrelenting and human. This film doesn’t chase trends — it carves its own lane with heart and grit.”

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Bradley Vance ★ TOP CRITIC
Screenwriter of “Dust Country”

“It’s rare to see a story this economical yet emotionally expansive. A quiet storm of a screenplay.”

Nell Minow
Simone Alvarez ★ TOP CRITIC
Producer of “The Burning Floor”

“This is the kind of film that reminds you why producing indies matters. Vision, integrity, and something to say.”

Nell Minow
Harold Kim ★ TOP CRITIC
BAFTA-nominated Actor

“There’s a pulse to this performance-driven story. Raw, exposed, and honest. I’d audition for this world anytime.”

Nell Minow
Maya S. ★ TOP CRITIC
Director

“A visual and emotional tightrope — and it never falls off. Confident filmmaking with soul.”

Nell Minow
Chris D. ★ TOP CRITIC
Screenwriter

“Dialogue that feels lived-in. It doesn’t shout — it breathes. The writing feels like eavesdropping on real lives.”

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Olivia M. ★ TOP CRITIC
Producer

“Impossibly polished for the budget. You can see the producing team hustled hard to make every frame count.”

Audience Reviews

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Lena M

Incredibly done! Can’t wait to watch it again.

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Marty Tyson

Stayed so true to the source material but still had its own must-see moments. A beautiful revival.

Nell Minow
Hope Ayala

Overlong and bogged down in dark photography and art direction, this live action remake doesn’t come close to the magic that was the animated original.

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Jeff B.

My daughter and I absolutely loved this movie! The actors they selected were spot on compared to their animated version! A must see!!!!! Bravo!!!

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Tyler D.

im not a big fan of live action remakes, but this was solid!

Cast & Crew of

Meet the Spartans

Directors & Credit Writers

Credit Writers

Cast

Sean Maguire

as Leonidas

Carmen Electra

as Queen Margo

Ken Davitian

as Xerxes

Kevin Sorbo

as Hauptmann

Diedrich Bader

as Traitoro

Method Man

as Persian Emissary

Ike Barinholtz

as Dane Cook Look-a-Like / Bond Villain / Prophet

Lauren Walsh

as Pretty Girl

Tiffany Haddish

as Urban Girl

Jareb Dauplaise

as Dilio

Phil Morris

as Messenger

Jim Piddock

as Loyalist / Simon Cowell Look-A-Like

Nicole Parker

as Paula Abdul Look-A-Like / Britney Spears Look-A-Like / Ellen DeGeneres Look-A-Like / Hunchback Paris Hilton

Crista Flanagan

as Spartan Woman / Ugly Betty Look-A-Like

Hunter Clary

as Leo, Jr.

Emily Wilson

as Lindsay Lohan Look-A-Like

John Di Domenico

as Donald Trump Look-A-Like

Belinda Waymouth

as Twiggy Look-A-Like

Jesse Lewis IV

as Ms. Jay Look-A-Like

Zachary Dylan Smith

as 10-Year-Old Leonidas

Ryan Fraley

as Brad Pitt Look-A-Like

Tiffany Claus

as Angelina Jolie Look-A-Like

Nick Steele

as K-Fed Look-A-Like

Jim Nieb

as President Bush Look-A-Like

Dean Cochran

as Rocky Balboa / Rambo

Nate Haden

as Ryan Seacrest Look-A-Like

Tony Yalda

as Sanjaya Look-A-Like

Jessica Heap

as Spartan Woman's Friend (uncredited)

Tim Connolly

as Spartan Soldier (uncredited)

Robin Atkin Downes

as Narrator (uncredited)

Martin Klebba

as Happy Feet (uncredited)

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