Ted 2012

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John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.

Mark Wahlberg

as John Bennett

Mila Kunis

as Lori Collins

Seth MacFarlane

as Ted (voice)

Joel McHale

as Rex

Giovanni Ribisi

as Donny

Matt Walsh

as Thomas

Jessica Barth

as Tami-Lynn

Aedin Mincks

as Robert

Bill Smitrovich

as Frank

Director:

Seth MacFarlane

Writer:

Seth MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, Wellesley Wild

Genres:

Comedy,Fantasy

Release Date:

2012 (U.S.A)

Run Time:

107 min

MMPA Rating:

R

Critics Reviews

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Nell Minow
Lena Moore ★ TOP CRITIC
Director of “Midnight Mercy”

“Unrelenting and human. This film doesn’t chase trends — it carves its own lane with heart and grit.”

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Bradley Vance ★ TOP CRITIC
Screenwriter of “Dust Country”

“It’s rare to see a story this economical yet emotionally expansive. A quiet storm of a screenplay.”

Nell Minow
Simone Alvarez ★ TOP CRITIC
Producer of “The Burning Floor”

“This is the kind of film that reminds you why producing indies matters. Vision, integrity, and something to say.”

Nell Minow
Harold Kim ★ TOP CRITIC
BAFTA-nominated Actor

“There’s a pulse to this performance-driven story. Raw, exposed, and honest. I’d audition for this world anytime.”

Nell Minow
Maya S. ★ TOP CRITIC
Director

“A visual and emotional tightrope — and it never falls off. Confident filmmaking with soul.”

Nell Minow
Chris D. ★ TOP CRITIC
Screenwriter

“Dialogue that feels lived-in. It doesn’t shout — it breathes. The writing feels like eavesdropping on real lives.”

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Olivia M. ★ TOP CRITIC
Producer

“Impossibly polished for the budget. You can see the producing team hustled hard to make every frame count.”

Audience Reviews

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Lena M

Incredibly done! Can’t wait to watch it again.

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Marty Tyson

Stayed so true to the source material but still had its own must-see moments. A beautiful revival.

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Hope Ayala

Overlong and bogged down in dark photography and art direction, this live action remake doesn’t come close to the magic that was the animated original.

Nell Minow
Jeff B.

My daughter and I absolutely loved this movie! The actors they selected were spot on compared to their animated version! A must see!!!!! Bravo!!!

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Tyler D.

im not a big fan of live action remakes, but this was solid!

Cast & Crew of

Ted

Directors & Credit Writers

Credit Writers

Cast

Mark Wahlberg

as John Bennett

Mila Kunis

as Lori Collins

Seth MacFarlane

as Ted (voice)

Joel McHale

as Rex

Giovanni Ribisi

as Donny

Matt Walsh

as Thomas

Jessica Barth

as Tami-Lynn

Aedin Mincks

as Robert

Bill Smitrovich

as Frank

Patrick Stewart

as Narrator (voice)

Norah Jones

as Norah Jones

Sam J. Jones

as Sam Jones

Tom Skerritt

as Tom Skerritt

Bretton Manley

as Young John

Ralph Garman

as John's Dad

Alex Borstein

as John's Mom

John Viener

as Alix

Robert Wu

as Asian Man "Ming"

Ginger Gonzaga

as Gina

Jessica Stroup

as Tracy

Melissa Ordway

as Michelle

Max Harris

as Greenbaum Kid

Zane Cowans

as Kid #1 / Young Ted's Voice

T.J. Hourigan

as Kid #2

Owen Clarke

as Kid #3

Kristina Ellery

as Heavenly

Katelyn Lorren

as Cherene

Chanty Sok

as Angelique

Sarah Fischer

as Sauvignon Blanc

Cassie Djerf

as Waitress

Joe Siriani

as Guy at Table #1

Pat Shea

as Guy at Table #2

Josh Duvendeck

as Guy #1

Chris Cox

as Guy #2

Henry Penzi

as Partygoer (Ted's Buddy)

Tania Cabrera

as Girl at Party

Colton Shires

as Teenage John

Viera Andrea Moya

as Plymouth PR Worker

Heajee Kim

as Club Girl

Lydia Hannibal

as Ellen

Shawn Thornton

as Crazy Guy

Eric Weinstein

as Stagehand

Danny Smith

as Waiter

Mike Nikitas

as Newscaster

Robin Hamilton

as Female Newscaster

Mike Henry

as Southern Newscaster

Chris Everett

as Wife

Tara Strong

as Bellybutton (voice) (uncredited)

Ted Danson

as Ted Danson (uncredited)

Ryan Reynolds

as Jared (uncredited)

Olivia Jordan

as Party Guest (uncredited)

Alexandra Creteau

as Club Patron (uncredited)

Emmalyn Anderson

as Concert Attendee (uncredited)

John Franchi

as Tourist / Pedestrian (uncredited)

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