The Brand New Testament 2015

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God lives in Brussels. On Earth though, God is a coward, morally pathetic and odious to his family. His daughter, Ea, is bored at home and can't stand being locked up in a small apartment in ordinary Brussels, until the day she decides to revolt against her dad...

Pili Groyne

as Ea

Yolande Moreau

as God's Wife

Catherine Deneuve

as Martine

François Damiens

as François

Didier De Neck

as Jean-Claude

Laura Verlinden

as Aurélie

Romain Gelin

as Willy

Marco Lorenzini

as Victor

Director:

Jaco Van Dormael

Writer:

Jaco Van Dormael, Thomas Gunzig

Genres:

Comedy,Fantasy

Release Date:

2015 (U.S.A)

Run Time:

114 min

MMPA Rating:

None

Critics Reviews

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Nell Minow
Lena Moore ★ TOP CRITIC
Director of “Midnight Mercy”

“Unrelenting and human. This film doesn’t chase trends — it carves its own lane with heart and grit.”

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Bradley Vance ★ TOP CRITIC
Screenwriter of “Dust Country”

“It’s rare to see a story this economical yet emotionally expansive. A quiet storm of a screenplay.”

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Simone Alvarez ★ TOP CRITIC
Producer of “The Burning Floor”

“This is the kind of film that reminds you why producing indies matters. Vision, integrity, and something to say.”

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Harold Kim ★ TOP CRITIC
BAFTA-nominated Actor

“There’s a pulse to this performance-driven story. Raw, exposed, and honest. I’d audition for this world anytime.”

Nell Minow
Maya S. ★ TOP CRITIC
Director

“A visual and emotional tightrope — and it never falls off. Confident filmmaking with soul.”

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Chris D. ★ TOP CRITIC
Screenwriter

“Dialogue that feels lived-in. It doesn’t shout — it breathes. The writing feels like eavesdropping on real lives.”

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Olivia M. ★ TOP CRITIC
Producer

“Impossibly polished for the budget. You can see the producing team hustled hard to make every frame count.”

Audience Reviews

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Lena M

Incredibly done! Can’t wait to watch it again.

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Marty Tyson

Stayed so true to the source material but still had its own must-see moments. A beautiful revival.

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Hope Ayala

Overlong and bogged down in dark photography and art direction, this live action remake doesn’t come close to the magic that was the animated original.

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Jeff B.

My daughter and I absolutely loved this movie! The actors they selected were spot on compared to their animated version! A must see!!!!! Bravo!!!

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Tyler D.

im not a big fan of live action remakes, but this was solid!

Cast & Crew of

The Brand New Testament

Directors & Credit Writers

Credit Writers

Cast

Pili Groyne

as Ea

Yolande Moreau

as God's Wife

Catherine Deneuve

as Martine

François Damiens

as François

Didier De Neck

as Jean-Claude

Laura Verlinden

as Aurélie

Romain Gelin

as Willy

Marco Lorenzini

as Victor

Johan Heldenbergh

as The Priest

Anna Tenta

as Xenia, l'Allemande

David Murgia

as Jésus Christ

Gaspard Pauwels

as Kevin

Bilal Aya

as Philippe

Johan Leysen

as Martine's Husband

Dominique Abel

as Adam

Lola Pauwels

as Eve

Sandrine Laroche

as Catherine

Louis Durant

as Marc (9 years old)

Jean Luc Piraux

as Willy's Father

Anne-Pascale Clairembourg

as Willy's Mother

Alice van Dormael

as Journalist

Caroline Lambert

as Journalist

Jérôme Varanfrain

as Journalist

Aïssatou Diop

as The Nurse

Armand Van Dormael

as Le nongénaire

Viviane de Muynck

as La mère de Georges

Pascal Duquenne

as Georges

Hervé Sogne

as Le chef des loubards

Kody Kim

as L'homme qui vivra le plus longtemps

Besnik Limani

as Le sans-papiers

Jean-François Wolff

as Médecin Willy

Norbert Rutili

as Le généticien

Luc Schiltz

as Médecin hôpital

Harry Cleven

as Passant micro-trottoir

Jean-Henri Compère

as Musicien hélicon

Tom Audenaert

as Maquettiste

George Nixon

as Clochard métro

Ivone Semedo

as Maman hôpital

Christian Magnani

as Publicité pompes funèbres

Tom Canivet

as François (8 ans)

Clara Gunzig

as La cousine de François

Agatha Eleanor Masson

as La fille des Allemands

Nora Young

as Aurélie enfant

Anne-Marie Loop

as Femme wasserette

Fabien Zeimes

as Jean-Claude enfant

Gabriel Boisante

as Ambulancier

Charlie Degotte

as Professeur de hockey

Thérèse Kobankaya

as Prostituée

Diego Dalmans

as Le fils de François

Hannah Gunzig

as Petite fille boulangerie

Eiaël Lefranq Binon

as Willy (6 ans)

Nora Alberdi Perez

as Danseuse main

Kiko Mirales

as Le gorille

Tanguy De Backer

as Sans abri devant l'église

Elsa Houben

as La fille du coiffeur

Julien Jakout

as Pianiste sur la plage

Cyril Perrin

as Doublure lumière Benoît Poelvoorde

Jaco Van Dormael

as L'automobiliste qui n'a plus que 0 seconde à vivre

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