Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant 2009

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56 Reviews

juicy rating
82%
Gummy
sticky mess rating
10%
Splat

When Darren Shan is taken to a circus that's chock-full of sideshow oddities, he meets a vampire and receives a life-changing bite on the neck.

Chris Massoglia

as Darren Shan

John C. Reilly

as Larten Crepsley

Josh Hutcherson

as Steve

Patrick Fugit

as Evra the Snake Boy

Salma Hayek Pinault

as Madame Truska

Jessica Carlson

as Rebecca

Michael Cerveris

as Mr. Tiny

Ray Stevenson

as Murlaugh

Morgan Saylor

as Annie

Don McManus

as Mr. Shan

Director:

Paul Weitz

Writer:

Paul Weitz, Darren Shan, Brian Helgeland

Genres:

Adventure,Fantasy,Action,Thriller

Release Date:

2009 (U.S.A)

Run Time:

109 min

MMPA Rating:

PG-13

Critics Reviews

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Nell Minow
Lena Moore ★ TOP CRITIC
Director of “Midnight Mercy”

“Unrelenting and human. This film doesn’t chase trends — it carves its own lane with heart and grit.”

Nell Minow
Bradley Vance ★ TOP CRITIC
Screenwriter of “Dust Country”

“It’s rare to see a story this economical yet emotionally expansive. A quiet storm of a screenplay.”

Nell Minow
Simone Alvarez ★ TOP CRITIC
Producer of “The Burning Floor”

“This is the kind of film that reminds you why producing indies matters. Vision, integrity, and something to say.”

Nell Minow
Harold Kim ★ TOP CRITIC
BAFTA-nominated Actor

“There’s a pulse to this performance-driven story. Raw, exposed, and honest. I’d audition for this world anytime.”

Nell Minow
Maya S. ★ TOP CRITIC
Director

“A visual and emotional tightrope — and it never falls off. Confident filmmaking with soul.”

Nell Minow
Chris D. ★ TOP CRITIC
Screenwriter

“Dialogue that feels lived-in. It doesn’t shout — it breathes. The writing feels like eavesdropping on real lives.”

Nell Minow
Olivia M. ★ TOP CRITIC
Producer

“Impossibly polished for the budget. You can see the producing team hustled hard to make every frame count.”

Audience Reviews

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Lena M

Incredibly done! Can’t wait to watch it again.

Nell Minow
Marty Tyson

Stayed so true to the source material but still had its own must-see moments. A beautiful revival.

Nell Minow
Hope Ayala

Overlong and bogged down in dark photography and art direction, this live action remake doesn’t come close to the magic that was the animated original.

Nell Minow
Jeff B.

My daughter and I absolutely loved this movie! The actors they selected were spot on compared to their animated version! A must see!!!!! Bravo!!!

Nell Minow
Tyler D.

im not a big fan of live action remakes, but this was solid!

Cast & Crew of

Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant

Directors & Credit Writers

Credit Writers

Cast

Chris Massoglia

as Darren Shan

John C. Reilly

as Larten Crepsley

Josh Hutcherson

as Steve

Patrick Fugit

as Evra the Snake Boy

Salma Hayek Pinault

as Madame Truska

Jessica Carlson

as Rebecca

Michael Cerveris

as Mr. Tiny

Ray Stevenson

as Murlaugh

Morgan Saylor

as Annie

Don McManus

as Mr. Shan

Ken Watanabe

as Mr. Tall

Orlando Jones

as Alexander Ribs

Frankie Faison

as Rhamus Twobellies

Willem Dafoe

as Gavner Purl

Kristen Schaal

as Gertha Teeth

Patrick Breen

as Mr. Kersey

Tom Woodruff Jr.

as Wolfman

Jane Krakowski

as Corma Limbs

Drew Rin Varick

as Loaf Head

Colleen Camp

as Mrs. Shan

Lo Graham

as Student in Hallway and Classroom

Beau Holden

as Trucker

Trey Burvant

as Singing Dad

Daniel Newman

as Pete

Brandon Molale

as Vampaneze (uncredited)

Gino Galento

as Madame Truska's Man (uncredited)

Sam Medina

as Madame Truska's Man (uncredited)

Cody Klop

as Voice

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