If I Had Legs I'd Kick You 2025
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SplatWith her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
Videos & Photos
All 5 Videos & 245 Photos
cast
Full Cast & Crew
as Linda
as Therapist
as James
as Caroline
as Child
as Dr. Spring
as Diana
as Parking Attendant
as Landlord
as Father
Director:
Writer:
Mary Bronstein
Stars:
Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky, Danielle Macdonald, Delaney Quinn, Mary Bronstein, Ivy Wolk, Mark Stolzenberg, Manu Narayan, Christian Slater,
Genres:
Drama
Release Date:
2025 (U.S.A)
Run Time:
113 min
MMPA Rating:
R
Critics Reviews
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“Unrelenting and human. This film doesn’t chase trends — it carves its own lane with heart and grit.”
“It’s rare to see a story this economical yet emotionally expansive. A quiet storm of a screenplay.”
“This is the kind of film that reminds you why producing indies matters. Vision, integrity, and something to say.”
“There’s a pulse to this performance-driven story. Raw, exposed, and honest. I’d audition for this world anytime.”
“A visual and emotional tightrope — and it never falls off. Confident filmmaking with soul.”
“Dialogue that feels lived-in. It doesn’t shout — it breathes. The writing feels like eavesdropping on real lives.”
“Impossibly polished for the budget. You can see the producing team hustled hard to make every frame count.”
Audience Reviews
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Stayed so true to the source material but still had its own must-see moments. A beautiful revival.
Overlong and bogged down in dark photography and art direction, this live action remake doesn’t come close to the magic that was the animated original.
My daughter and I absolutely loved this movie! The actors they selected were spot on compared to their animated version! A must see!!!!! Bravo!!!
im not a big fan of live action remakes, but this was solid!
Cast & Crew of
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Directors & Credit Writers
Credit Writers
Cast
as Linda
as Therapist
as James
as Caroline
as Child
as Dr. Spring
as Diana
as Parking Attendant
as Landlord
as Father
as Breathworker
as Kate
as Eva
as Stephen
as Brad
as Caroline's Husband (voice)
as Vanessa
as Police Officer
as Melanie
as Nurse
as Nurse
as Puppeteer
as Puppeteer
as Puppeteer
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