Small Time Crooks 2000

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56 Reviews

juicy rating
17%
Gummy
sticky mess rating
60%
Splat

A loser of a crook and his wife strike it rich when a botched bank job's cover business becomes a spectacular success.

Woody Allen

as Ray

Tracey Ullman

as Frenchy

Michael Rapaport

as Denny

Tony Darrow

as Tommy

Jon Lovitz

as Benny

Hugh Grant

as David

Elaine May

as May

Sam Josepher

as Real Estate Agent

Lawrence Howard Levy

as Dynamite Dealer

Director:

Woody Allen

Writer:

Woody Allen

Genres:

Comedy,Crime

Release Date:

2000 (U.S.A)

Run Time:

94 min

MMPA Rating:

PG

Critics Reviews

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Nell Minow
Lena Moore ★ TOP CRITIC
Director of “Midnight Mercy”

“Unrelenting and human. This film doesn’t chase trends — it carves its own lane with heart and grit.”

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Bradley Vance ★ TOP CRITIC
Screenwriter of “Dust Country”

“It’s rare to see a story this economical yet emotionally expansive. A quiet storm of a screenplay.”

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Simone Alvarez ★ TOP CRITIC
Producer of “The Burning Floor”

“This is the kind of film that reminds you why producing indies matters. Vision, integrity, and something to say.”

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Harold Kim ★ TOP CRITIC
BAFTA-nominated Actor

“There’s a pulse to this performance-driven story. Raw, exposed, and honest. I’d audition for this world anytime.”

Nell Minow
Maya S. ★ TOP CRITIC
Director

“A visual and emotional tightrope — and it never falls off. Confident filmmaking with soul.”

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Chris D. ★ TOP CRITIC
Screenwriter

“Dialogue that feels lived-in. It doesn’t shout — it breathes. The writing feels like eavesdropping on real lives.”

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Olivia M. ★ TOP CRITIC
Producer

“Impossibly polished for the budget. You can see the producing team hustled hard to make every frame count.”

Audience Reviews

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Lena M

Incredibly done! Can’t wait to watch it again.

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Marty Tyson

Stayed so true to the source material but still had its own must-see moments. A beautiful revival.

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Hope Ayala

Overlong and bogged down in dark photography and art direction, this live action remake doesn’t come close to the magic that was the animated original.

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Jeff B.

My daughter and I absolutely loved this movie! The actors they selected were spot on compared to their animated version! A must see!!!!! Bravo!!!

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Tyler D.

im not a big fan of live action remakes, but this was solid!

Cast & Crew of

Small Time Crooks

Directors & Credit Writers

Credit Writers

Cast

Woody Allen

as Ray

Tracey Ullman

as Frenchy

Michael Rapaport

as Denny

Tony Darrow

as Tommy

Jon Lovitz

as Benny

Hugh Grant

as David

Elaine May

as May

Sam Josepher

as Real Estate Agent

Lawrence Howard Levy

as Dynamite Dealer

Steve Kroft

as Himself

Elaine Stritch

as Chi Chi Potter

Carolyn Saxon

as Candy Salesperson

Bill Gerber

as Cookie Store Customer

Diane Bradley

as Cookie Store Customer

Crystal Field

as Cookie Store Customer

Cindy Carver

as Cookie Store Customer

Laurine Towler

as Cookie Store Customer

Olivia Hayman

as Cookie Store Customer

Fanda Nikic

as Cookie Store Customer

Ray Garvey

as Cookie Store Customer

Dana Tyler

as TV News Reporter

Larry Pine

as Charles Bailey

Brian McConnachie

as Paul Milton

Riccardo Bertoni

as Winklers' Butler

Isaac Mizrahi

as Winklers' Chef

Kristine Nielsen

as Emily Bailey

Julie Lund

as Linda Rhinelander

Teri Black

as Winkler Party Guest

John Doumanian

as Winkler Party Guest

Phyllis Burdoe

as Winkler Party Guest

Maurice Sonnenberg

as Garth Steinway

Richard Mawe

as Anthony Gwynne

Karla Wolfangle

as Modern Dance Performer

Rob Besserer

as Modern Dance Performer

Frank Wood

as Oliver

Ruth Laredo

as Concert Pianist

Julie Halston

as Concert Party Guest

Anthony Sinopoli

as Frenchy's Chauffeur

Jesse Levy

as Church Cellist

Josephine Calabrese

as Churchgoer

Cindy Wilks

as Churchgoer

Trevor Moran

as Churchgoer

Peter McRobbie

as Frenchy's Lawyer

Douglas McGrath

as Frenchy's Lawyer

Howard Erskine

as Langston Potter

Christine Pipgras

as Potter Party Guest

Nick Garfinkle

as Potter Party Guest

Kenneth Edelson

as Potter Party Guest

Ira Wheeler

as Potter Party Guest

William Hill

as Potter Party Guest

Ramsey Faragallah

as Potters' Waiter

Scotty Bloch

as Edgar's Wife

George Grizzard

as George Blint

Marvin Chatinover

as Dr. Henske

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